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• The Meaning of ABS
  by AB (sners)*
  December 6, 2002
• Automation: A Way of the Past
  by AB
  February 7, 2004
• Do you have Spyware?
  by AB
  March 10, 2004
• Terrorism
  by AB
  June 2, 2004
• Hamlet Test
  by AB, Princess DarkRose, Norton, etc.
  September 28, 2001
• Redesign 2005
  by AB
  July 11, 2005
• Honest Resume
  by AB
  November 17, 2004
• Internet Copyright Confusion
  by AB
  March 29, 2006
• Flash is Dead
  by AB
  April 1, 2010
• Alice in Wonderland 2010 vs. 1951
  by AB
  March 15, 2010

Best Text

• How to Rule at the Internet: A Guide Musophobic
• Bloodninja bloodninja
• Cybersex Playboy
• Kissing Hank's Ass
• Weird Log dys4iK
• AOLer Translator
• Leet Translator L337 D00d
• Cupholder
• Bunny Stories Jessica TheDoll / Sners
• George W Bush @ Hotmail MSN
• Candy Story
• World's Most Advanced Test Melindhra
• Titanic Rewrite
• Google Search: French Military Victories Sners
• Lincoln/Kennedy coincidences

Conversations

• Alt F4 tzenes
• AOL Chat Skylers Stupid
• Arrested digitalu
• Bloodninja bloodninja
• Cybersex Playboy
• FBI Agent skillsh0t
• FuX0reD Sners
• Kissing Hank's Ass
• J-Dogg J-Dogg
• Math Homework Sners
• The Meaning Sners
• The AIM Officer hybrid (Will)
• The AIM Officer 2 Nathan Hillen
• Plasma screens, How they work Various Members
• Weird Log dys4iK
• Friends since Second Grade Nick
• StingTeam ThO_Odin314
• Convos Sners
• Princess DarkRose Sners
• Greatstuff Iod
• Greatstuff 2 Iod
• Greatstuff 3 Edge
• Greatstuff 4 Edge
• Wang - Harry Potter JonJon

Text Generator / Scripts

• Elastic Baby
• AOLer Translator
• Leet Translator
• 404 - Page Cannot be Found
• Annoying Joey Kilaita
• Checkbox Mouse Tick
• Cupholder
• Matrix Script Richard Womersley

Tutorials

The tutorial section has moved:

• Tutorial

Other Text

• 101 Things Not To Do in Public Claire, Liz, and Suzie
• 10 Things I Hate MrWoot
• ABS Cult and Army |Ubersponge|, Dark_Moi, Overlord_45, RyGuyX
• Internet Acronyms Sners
• Authack Windows 98
• Automation: A Way of the Past Sners
• Bunny Stories Jessica TheDoll
• George W Bush @ Hotmail MSN
• Candy Story
• The Four Basic Types of Chain Letters
• Rubber Ducky, Unbelievable story, Haunted? Possesed? n8701
• The End
• Official Forum Flame
• The Complete Military History of France
• God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire
• Hamlet Test
• The Hamster Story
• Kissing Hank's Ass
• Microsoft HitWizard! - R & B Version
• Treatise on the Most Immature Phrase in the English Language VanGarrett
• Jocks vs. Nerds
• Lexi Ashley
• Lines poke__egg
• Lucky Charms Sex Quiz Trygve Lode
• Man dies after playing computer games non-stop AP
• The Meaning Sners
• Mental Capacity Test
• New Math
• Real Ultimate Power Parodies
• Letter Order DORK
• Google Search: anti-war peace protesters Sners
• SPC Schwarz Chumbawamba / SPC Schwarz
• Six (Mind Trick or Not?)
• Windows Source Code
• Do you have spyware? Sners
• A Guide to Ethnic and Religious Strife Through All Human History Michael Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz
• World's Most Advanced Test Melindhra
• Titanic Rewrite
• Top Ten Jihad Hits J-damn
• Google Search: French Military Victories Sners

• How to Pick the Perfect Lab Partner GrueHunter
• How to be "All That" at School Dances TheAsinineArtist
• How to Get Kids to Move in the Hallways DoSomething
• How to be a Freshman aviper2k7
• The 3 Things Your Parents Won't Tell You to Bring to Your Dorm Room DJMEZ
• 11 14 Rules for the Real World Charles J. Sykes

ASCII

• ASCII Drawings
• Telnet Starwars

Old Text

• Communications
• Hooters -Toyota
• The House These Hoes Project! Susie Sociopath
• The Runaround Sners
• The Secrets of Women's Language - Keywords and their meanings (A must-read for any man)
• Children's version of this site Sners
• Funeral
• Yatta Lyrics