Taco the Wonder Dog

You are a Chef! The real identity of Taco the Wonder Dog is unknown and kept private. Taco used to create animations for Something Awful way back at the turn of the century, but has since been permabanned, and most of his work there removed, and all mirrors of his work deleted since 2003.

He is a great musician and amateur animator who amassed much popularity in the very early days of Flash animation. Most noteably, the animutation Got a Bag of Doritos and You are a Chef based of the game of the same name by Dan Shiovitz.